I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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