so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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