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Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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