I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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