I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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