Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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