Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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