Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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