Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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