He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
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