You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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