He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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