There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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