I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
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