Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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