That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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