remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Randomize
