I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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