She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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