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I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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