Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Sponge bath it is.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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