I just cut my nipple shaving
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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