hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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