using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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