just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
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