Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
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