Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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