He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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