try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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