try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
It was confusing and full of hummus
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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