i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
