Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Randomize
