We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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