Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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