Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Everclear isn't food dammit
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Randomize