You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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