so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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