For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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