found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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