i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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