Ketchup is God's man juice
and i looked up. we had an audience...
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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