U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
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