I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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