i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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