How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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