I need help removing her.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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