Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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