And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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