I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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