O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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