so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
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