i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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