Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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