making cat noises will not fix the situation.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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